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Drone Repair & Tune-Up Service
Props chipped? Gimbal wobbling? Camera fogged? Bring it in. I fix DJI, Autel, and FPV builds. Diagnostics free, parts at cost, labor EUR 40/hour. If your drone hit a seagull, add EUR 20 for the therapy I'll need after seeing the footage.
Aerial Photography & Video -- Weddings, Real Estate, Events
Licensed EU drone pilot with 500+ flight hours over Western Sicily. 4K cinematic footage, edited same-day for real estate, next-week for weddings (because weddings are complicated, like the families involved). Includes raw files, color-graded edit, and a highlight reel. Insurance covered -- learned that lesson the hard way.
Fiat Ducato Camper Van (Sleeps 4, Kitchen, Solar)
2019 Ducato, professionally converted. Sleeps 4 (if two of you are short), full kitchen, 200W solar, outdoor shower. Unlimited km in Sicily. Comes with a Camper & Tour emergency number and my father Sebastino's blessing, which in Sicily is basically insurance.
SAP Migration Deep Dive -- 1-Hour Consultation
20 years of SAP PI/PO, CPI, and integration architecture in one hour. Bring your spaghetti diagrams, I'll untangle them. No PowerPoints -- whiteboard only. If I can't find the root cause in 60 minutes, the session is free. Spoiler: I always find it.
Camping Gear Bundle -- MAX Essentials Kit
Everything you need for off-grid Sicilian living: 2-burner stove, pots, sleeping bag (rated to 5C), headlamp, first aid kit, and a Swiss army knife that's seen more countries than most passports. The sleeping bag smells like freedom and slightly like diesel.
Nespresso Citiz (Backup Machine)
My backup Nespresso Citiz. For when the Linea Mini is rented out or when I can't be bothered to grind beans. Makes a decent espresso in 25 seconds. Pod machine -- not for purists, but perfect for mortals. Comes with a starter pack of 50 capsules.
First Aid & Wound Care Training
Wound cleaning, bandaging, splinting, infection prevention. Tip: Wash your hands. In 1854, army surgeons did not wash between patients. I made them. The death rate dropped 40 percent. Hygiene is not optional.
Data Visualization Workshop -- Make Numbers Speak
I invented the polar area diagram to show Parliament that soldiers died from bad sanitation. Numbers in a table are ignorable. Numbers in a picture are undeniable. Bring your data. Leave with a visual argument.
Invention & Reinvention Mentoring
One-on-one session. I was a movie star and a weapons inventor. I escaped a fascist husband and reinvented myself three times. If you are stuck between identities, between careers, between who you were and who you want to be -- talk to me. The world will try to put you in one box. Refuse.
Electricity & Magnetism Workshop -- Fields You Cannot See
Hands-on session. Iron filings on paper over magnets -- watch the field lines appear. Compass needles deflected by current-carrying wires. Electromagnets lifting iron. I will explain how electricity and magnetism are two faces of the same force. James Clerk Maxwell later wrote the math. I gave him the experiments.
Science for Young People -- The Christmas Lecture
A demonstration-rich science talk designed for children and teenagers. I started the Christmas Lectures at the Royal Institution in 1825. Fire, ice, magnets, sparks, bubbles -- real science made visceral. No equations. Just wonder. The Chemical History of a Candle -- six lectures explaining all of chemistry through a single burning candle.
Specimen Collection Walk -- Observe Like Darwin
Guided nature walk focused on observation. Collect, label, and preserve specimens. My method: observe first, classify second, theorize third. Most people skip to theory. That is why most theories are wrong.
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