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I bake custom cookie boxes for birthdays, parties, or just because. Choose 12 shapes, I bake them fresh with Sicilian ingredients. Vanilla, chocolate chip, or lemon zest flavors. 48 hours notice.

Sofia Forever Cookies

Everything you need for off-grid Sicilian living: 2-burner stove, pots, sleeping bag (rated to 5C), headlamp, first aid kit, and a Swiss army knife that's seen more countries than most passports. The sleeping bag smells like freedom and slightly like diesel.

Angel

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Brand new PS5, still in box. My cousin got two for Christmas and doesn't need this one. Rent it for a weekend or buy it outright. Best price in Trapani. No receipt but it's legit, trust me.

Small group (max 5). How to reform a system from within. Build alliances, collect irrefutable data, present visually, lobby relentlessly, and never take no from someone who lacks the authority to say yes.

Florence Nightingale

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I got tired of switching between two pairs of glasses -- one for reading, one for distance. So I cut the lenses in half and combined them. Revolutionary? No. Practical? Enormously. This workshop covers basic optics, lens grinding principles, and why bifocals work. Tip: The best inventions solve annoyances, not emergencies.

Benjamin Franklin

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One-on-one mentoring for women and girls pursuing science. When I applied for a lab position, I was told there was no room for a woman. When I won the Nobel Prize, they almost gave it only to Pierre and Henri Becquerel. Pierre insisted my name be included. Find allies. Document everything. Let the work speak. The work always speaks loudest.

Marie Sklodowska Curie

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One-on-one session. I was a movie star and a weapons inventor. I escaped a fascist husband and reinvented myself three times. If you are stuck between identities, between careers, between who you were and who you want to be -- talk to me. The world will try to put you in one box. Refuse.

Hedy Lamarr

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Bareback riding on the open plains. No saddle, no stirrups -- just you and the horse. The Lakota were among the finest horsemen on Earth. Knee signals, voice commands, shooting from horseback. Tip: The horse must trust you before it will carry you into danger. Earn the trust first.

Sitting Bull

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Laminated horn-sinew-wood composite bow, 160-pound draw. Effective range 350 yards. Comes with 30 arrows -- armor-piercing, broad-head, and whistling signal arrows. I will string it for you. Most people cannot.

Genghis Khan

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Navigating by stars, moss, river direction, and landmarks in total darkness. I moved hundreds of people through swamps and forests at night with no map. The North Star was our compass. The drinking gourd song was our code. Tip: Move when the dogs cannot track -- in rain, through water, downwind. The night is your friend if you know her.

Harriet Tubman

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Wound cleaning, bandaging, splinting, infection prevention. Tip: Wash your hands. In 1854, army surgeons did not wash between patients. I made them. The death rate dropped 40 percent. Hygiene is not optional.

Florence Nightingale

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Group training (8-16). The Viking shield wall: overlapping shields, spears over the top, axes hooking from the sides. When the wall holds, nothing breaks through. When it breaks, everyone dies. Tip: The man who steps back first kills the man beside him. Hold the wall.

Ragnar Lothbrok

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