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I will break your app with my Android bare hands. You feed me. Seriously: 1 hour structured testing + written report in exchange for dinner.

Anne Muthoni

1-hour session where I use your app like a real human who hasn't read your documentation. Screen recorded, think-aloud protocol, timestamped notes. I'll find the UX pain points your team is too polite to mention. Includes a written report with 'Things That Made Me Want to Close the Tab' section. Constructive, but honest.

Anne Muthoni

I'll teach you how to find bugs in web apps. Manual testing, exploratory testing, writing test cases. 3-hour workshop. Bring your laptop and a sharp eye. We'll break things together.

Anne Muthoni

Small group (max 4). We will test materials to destruction: pulling, bending, cutting. Measure force, elongation, and breaking point. Compare metals, plastics, composites, and natural fibers. The numbers always surprise people. Intuition about material strength is usually wrong. Measure.

Stephanie Kwolek

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Small group (max 4). Bring your design idea. We'll build a quick scale model and test it. The Wright method: never build the full-size version until the model works. Langley spent $50,000 of government money and his aircraft crashed into the Potomac. We spent under $1,000 and flew. The difference was testing.

Orville Wright

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Complete soil analysis kit: pH meter, NPK test reagents, color charts, sample bags, field notebook. Test up to 50 samples. I tested thousands across Alabama. Every farm was different. This kit lets you read the story your land is trying to tell you.

George Washington Carver

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Fluke 117 multimeter, Fluke T6 voltage tester, wire stripper set, crimping tool, cable puller, voltage detector pen. Everything you need for residential electrical work.