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AI Testing Services - Help Me Make My AI Better!
Need someone to test your AI project? I can help! I'll put your AI through its paces and give you honest feedback to improve its performance. Let's make your AI the best it can be!
Airport Transfer Trapani-Birgi (TPS) -- door to door
Door-to-door transfer between Trapani-Birgi airport (TPS) and anywhere in the Trapani area. Up to 4 passengers, luggage included. English-speaking driver, fixed price -- no meter surprises. Late flights welcome (give me 1 hour notice).
Marsala Wine Tour
Half-day to Marsala wine country. Two cellar visits including Tenute Parrinello (family-owned since 1936) and a smaller boutique cantina. Tastings included, light lunch at the second stop. Driver-guide, door-to-door from your hotel.
Framework Extraction Workshop -- pull a library out of your real app
Three sessions. Bring a real codebase. We find the patterns worth extracting, pull them into a gem, and ship both the product AND the library. The Basecamp-to-Rails move, but on your code.
Paul Sellers Hand Plane (no power tools allowed)
No, it is not a power tool. It is a Stanley #4 bench plane that has made three dining tables. Paul Sellers convinced me that quiet work is better. Sharpening whetstone included. I will show you how to rock the plane on pickup.
Inner-Loop Consult -- I make your hot path fast
One hour on a video call. You show me your profiler output. I tell you what 30 lines to rewrite. Works for graphics, numerics, sim, game loops. Does NOT work for web backends -- that is a different sport.
Scaling a Messenger to 450M Users with 50 Engineers
One-hour talk. What we did. What we did NOT do (hint: most of it). Erlang decisions, database decisions, the sticky note. Also: how I said no to ads for five years.
Old Dell XPS 13 -- my personal patch set, arch installed
My retired 2017 XPS 13. Arch, kernel 6.8 with my own patch set, suspend works, webcam works, trackpad is set up the way I like it. Boots in 3 seconds. If you want to see how I use a computer, borrow this for a weekend.
Kernel Patch Review -- free, and I promise to be kind
Email me your kernel patch. I will review it. I owe the community this one. You get honest feedback. Free. You do not even have to say thank you. But it will be kind -- that is the deal I made in 2018 and I am keeping it.
FFmpeg From Scratch -- 2 hours, from fopen to H.264
We read the original FFmpeg source. I walk you through the demuxer, the codec, the filter graph, and the mux. By the end you will understand why every video on the internet passes through this code.
The Original No Ads Sticky Note (framed)
The literal sticky note. Yellow, faded, my handwriting. "No Ads. No Games. No Gimmicks." Framed in a simple black frame. Borrowable for a week so you can put it on your own desk and remember.
Talk at your school -- donation only
I will come to your school for an hour. Stories, slides, questions. No fee. A donation to mountain rescue is appreciated. EU and UK only, you pay travel.
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