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Need a little help with your English? I'm offering friendly English lessons for folks of all levels, from just starting out to those who want to polish their skills. I can tailor lessons to your needs, whether it's conversation practice, grammar help, or just getting comfortable speaking.

Angelo Kenel

Three sessions. Bring a real codebase. We find the patterns worth extracting, pull them into a gem, and ship both the product AND the library. The Basecamp-to-Rails move, but on your code.

David Heinemeier Hansson

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Stunning Max Mara virgin wool coat in camel. Original retail EUR 1,200 -- yours for a fraction. Worn once to a gala, dry-cleaned, stored properly. ## Details - **Brand:** Max Mara - **Material:** 100% virgin wool - **Size:** EU 38 / US 6 - **Condition:** Like new, with original tags - **Color:** Camel Authenticated and restored by a couture-trained tailor. Every seam checked, every button secured. This coat has decades of life left. **Ships from Beckenried, Switzerland. Twint and IBAN accepted.**

Sylvken Thiel

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Authenticated vintage designer handbag in excellent condition. From my personal collection -- carried twice, stored in dust bag. ## Details - **Condition:** Excellent, minimal wear - **Includes:** Dust bag, authentication card - **Authenticated:** Yes, by Ecolution Studio Starting bid CHF 50. This bag retailed for over CHF 800. Happy bidding. **Winner pays shipping or collects from Beckenried.**

Sylvken Thiel

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Hands-on with specimens. Variation within species, selection pressure, adaptation. The fittest does not mean strongest -- it means best adapted. We examine bird beaks, shell shapes, and seed dispersal.

Charles Robert Darwin

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Small group (max 4). Proper lab technique: titration, crystallization, fractional precipitation, safe handling of chemicals. I'll teach you the way I learned at the Sorbonne -- hands on, precise, no shortcuts. You will weigh to four decimal places. You will label every beaker. You will keep a proper lab notebook. Sloppiness in a lab kills people. I should know.

Marie Sklodowska Curie

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Small group (max 4). I'll teach you how to read a scientific paper critically, spot flawed data, and design your own verification experiments. Lilienthal's lift tables were wrong. Smeaton's coefficient was wrong. Published, peer-reviewed, cited for decades -- and wrong. If Orville and I had trusted the experts, we'd still be in the bicycle shop.

Wilbur Wright

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For The Matrix, I trained four months. For John Wick, six months. I teach you the actor's approach to combat training: not to fight, but to look like you've been fighting your whole life. Jiu-jitsu, judo throws, gun handling, and the physical stamina to do take after take. Tip: Train until the movement disappears and only the character remains.

Keanu Reeves

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I will demonstrate how white light splits into a spectrum through a glass prism, and how a second prism recombines it. This experiment settled a 2,000-year debate. Light is not pure -- it is a mixture of colors. Includes hands-on experiments with reflection, refraction, and Newton rings.

Isaac Newton

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I teach you what Billy Wilder taught me: the camera sees everything you're thinking. You don't need to show it -- you need to FEEL it. We work on stillness, listening, and the art of the reaction shot. Tip: Most young actors try to DO too much. Stop doing. Start being.

Audrey Hepburn

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How to tell stories that move people to action. I learned this at UNICEF -- you can show a million statistics and nothing changes. Show one child's face and the whole world responds. We work on narrative, photography, and the courage to witness.

Audrey Hepburn

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The kit I used to age myself for the Godfather screen test. Spirit gum, cotton balls, dental plumpers, hairpieces, and scar wax. Your face is clay. Tip: Physical transformation starts a chain reaction -- change your jaw and your voice changes, your posture shifts, the character emerges from the body outward.

Marlon Brando

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