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The battle of Cannae, 216 BC. I let Rome push through my center while my wings closed like a jaw. 70,000 Romans died in one afternoon. Sand table exercises and field simulations. Tip: Invite the enemy to attack where you are weakest. That is where the trap lives.

Hannibal Barca

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Curved Iberian falcata. The forward curve concentrates force at impact -- it cuts through bronze armor like leather. My Iberian cavalry used these at Cannae to devastating effect. Includes scabbard and maintenance kit.

Hannibal Barca

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My school: long sword in one hand, short sword in the other. Most swordsmen use two hands on one blade. I use one hand on each. The long sword attacks, the short sword defends and creates openings. It requires years. We start today. Tip: Do not grip the sword tightly. Hold it like a bird -- firm enough it cannot escape, gentle enough you do not crush it.

Miyamoto Musashi

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I painted birds, landscapes, and Bodhidharma with the same focus I used to kill men. The brush and the sword follow the same path -- presence, economy, commitment. One stroke, no correction. This session combines zazen meditation with sumi-e ink painting.

Miyamoto Musashi

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Front-loading electric cargo bike with rain cover. Carries up to 100kg or 2 kids + groceries. Shimano mid-drive motor, 80km range. Perfect for market runs, beach gear, or kid transport in the centro storico where cars can't go. Includes lock, helmet, and rain cover.

George Clooney

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Full bike tune-up: brakes, gears, chain, tires, cables, bearings. I work on road bikes, mountain bikes, city bikes, and e-bikes (non-motor parts). 10 years as a weekend mechanic. Drop off at my shed or I come to you (within Trapani). Most tune-ups done in 1-2 hours while you wait.

George Clooney

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Size L frame. 29" wheels. Well maintained, new brake pads. Perfect for the trails around Erice or a day exploring Trapani. Helmet included.

George Clooney

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## Red KitchenAid Artisan. **Perfect for bread dough, cake batter, whipped cream.** Includes dough hook, __flat beater__, and wire whip. Heavy beast but does the job.

Sally Thompson

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Mylar sheets, precision craft knife, self-healing cutting mat, spray paint adaptor for even coverage. Everything you need to make multi-layer stencils that look like they were screenprinted. Also includes a hoodie. You'll need the hoodie.

Grip, stance, swing, follow through. I don't teach you to hit it far. I teach you to hit it straight. Consistency beats distance every time. Just like Albert Kenel said: do it right or don't do it. Clubs provided.

The strum that changed the world hits on the upbeat. That's it. That's the secret. But making it groove -- that's what we'll work on. I'll teach you the skank, the one-drop rhythm, and how to make three chords feel like freedom.

Learn to write for a big band -- fifteen musicians, each with a voice. I'll teach you voicings, sectional writing, and how to make an orchestra swing. The secret: write for people, not instruments.