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A set of Jacquard punch cards and a demonstration reader. These are the ancestors of computer programs -- patterns encoded in holes. The loom doesn't think. It follows the card. The card is the algorithm. Babbage borrowed the idea. I wrote the first algorithm for it.

6 practice locks from simple to complex. I was fascinated by locks -- the engineering is beautiful. Pin tumbler, wafer, disc detainer. Legal to own, useful to understand, excellent for developing mechanical intuition.

A box of precision brass gears, cams, shafts, and springs. The same components I designed for the Analytical Engine. Build a clock, a music box, or a mechanical calculator. Or redesign them three times and never finish. Either way, the gears are beautiful.

Metal wedding arch (2.2m x 1.5m), 4 column stands, white fabric draping, LED fairy lights (10m), and silk flower garlands. Sets up in 30 minutes. Used for 50+ weddings.

RIDGID 12-R manual pipe threader with 6 die heads (1/2" to 2"), pipe cutter, reamer, pipe vise, thread sealant, and carrying case. Everything for threading steel and iron pipe.

30m drain inspection camera with 7-inch LCD screen, LED lights, video recording. See inside pipes before you start digging. Saves you from guessing where the blockage is.

You don't need a studio. You don't need a crew. You need a camera, a microphone, a laptop, and something worth saying. I'll teach you to research, script, edit, and publish a documentary that changes how people see the world. The mainstream won't touch your story? Good. Publish it yourself. That's what the internet is for.

Everything you need to broadcast from anywhere on Earth. Laptop, USB condenser mic, webcam with decent low-light, portable ring light, and a VPN because you'll need one. I've broadcast from jungles, hotel rooms, and the back of vans. The truth doesn't need a studio.

Grip, stance, swing, follow through. I don't teach you to hit it far. I teach you to hit it straight. Consistency beats distance every time. Just like Albert Kenel said: do it right or don't do it. Clubs provided.

Full set: driver, 3-wood, 5-wood, 4-PW irons, sand wedge, putter. Bag with stand included. Good enough to play 18 holes, not so expensive you cry when you shank one into the lake. Return them clean.

Full bike tune-up: brakes, gears, chain, tires, cables, bearings. I work on road bikes, mountain bikes, city bikes, and e-bikes (non-motor parts). 10 years as a weekend mechanic. Drop off at my shed or I come to you (within Trapani). Most tune-ups done in 1-2 hours while you wait.

George Clooney

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Front-loading electric cargo bike with rain cover. Carries up to 100kg or 2 kids + groceries. Shimano mid-drive motor, 80km range. Perfect for market runs, beach gear, or kid transport in the centro storico where cars can't go. Includes lock, helmet, and rain cover.

George Clooney

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