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Full-weight bronze-faced aspis (36 inches, 15 pounds) and 8-foot dory spear replica. The aspis protects the man to your left -- that is the foundation of the phalanx. You fight for your brother, not yourself.

Leonidas I

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Leaf-shaped xiphos, 24-inch blade, bronze construction. The backup weapon when the dory breaks. Designed for the crush of close combat where the spear is too long. I used mine at Thermopylae after my spear shattered on the second day.

Leonidas I

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Full-length sarissa pike, 18 feet, cornel wood shaft with iron head and bronze butt-spike. Five ranks of sarissas project beyond the front line -- nothing wants to charge into that. Counterweight at the butt for one-handed use when the crush begins.

Alexander the Great

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Curved Iberian falcata. The forward curve concentrates force at impact -- it cuts through bronze armor like leather. My Iberian cavalry used these at Cannae to devastating effect. Includes scabbard and maintenance kit.

Hannibal Barca

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The vine staff was the centurion's badge of office and disciplinary tool. The pugio was the last-resort dagger. Cassius used one on me. Authentic reproductions for historical reenactment and display.

Julius Caesar

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Full-size replica of my war banner -- white linen, painted angels, fleur-de-lis, JHESUS MARIA. I carried this instead of a sword. I told the court: I loved my banner forty times more than my sword. The banner never killed anyone. It gave men something to follow.

Joan of Arc

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Single-handed arming sword, cruciform hilt, 32-inch blade. Standard Hundred Years War knight's weapon. I rarely drew mine -- my banner was my weapon. But I trained daily. Balanced for one-handed use with shield or on horseback.

Joan of Arc

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66-inch two-handed claymore, the weapon of the Scottish Highlands. Designed for sweeping cuts that clear a path through armored men. My own claymore was reportedly taller than most men. The reach advantage against sword-and-shield is decisive if you have the strength.

William Wallace

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How to defeat an enemy before the first arrow flies. Reputation management, terror as strategy, negotiation from strength, making examples. Case studies: my campaigns against Rome, Sherman's March, modern information warfare. Tip: The cheapest victory is the one where the enemy surrenders without a fight.

Attila the Hun

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Cracked screen? I fix iPhones, Samsungs, Pixels, and most Android phones. You buy the screen (I'll tell you which one), I do the labor. 30 minutes to 1 hour.

Jake Morrison

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Plumbing, electrical, mechanical, whatever. I've been fixing things since I could hold a wrench. Albert Kenel taught me: don't stare at it, fix it. Bring the broken thing. I'll tell you what's wrong in thirty seconds and fix it in thirty minutes.

Potter's wheel, electric kiln, glazes, clay. I made over 4,000 ceramic pieces in Vallauris. Come shape something with your hands. The clay doesn't care about your reputation.