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User Testing Session -- Real Feedback, No Mercy
1-hour session where I use your app like a real human who hasn't read your documentation. Screen recorded, think-aloud protocol, timestamped notes. I'll find the UX pain points your team is too polite to mention. Includes a written report with 'Things That Made Me Want to Close the Tab' section. Constructive, but honest.
Nonna Rosa's Babysitting -- Ages 2-10, Snacks Included
I raised 6 children and 14 grandchildren. None of them went to prison. That's my resume. Your kids will eat homemade biscotti, learn three Sicilian words (one of them rude), and come home tired enough to sleep through the night. No tablets, no TV -- just stories, games, and a garden full of lizards to chase.
Website Accessibility Audit (WCAG 2.1 Compliance)
I break websites for a living. Give me your URL, I'll give you a 40-page report on every accessibility violation, with screenshots, severity ratings, and fix suggestions. Screen reader tested, keyboard-only tested, color contrast tested. If your site passes on the first try, I'll refund you -- but nobody passes on the first try.
Drone Pilot License Prep Course (EU A1/A3)
8-hour intensive course over 2 days. Theory + 4 hours stick time on a training drone. Pass rate: 94%. The other 6% tried to fly inverted on day one. Includes study materials, practice exam, and one 'oh God oh God' moment per student (mandatory).
Whiskey & Code Night -- Pair Programming on the Rooftop
Friday nights at Baglio Xiare. Bring your laptop and a bug you can't fix. I bring the Lagavulin and 20 years of debugging wisdom. We solve your problem or we drink until it doesn't matter anymore. Either way, you leave with a story. Max 4 developers per session.
SAP Migration Deep Dive -- 1-Hour Consultation
20 years of SAP PI/PO, CPI, and integration architecture in one hour. Bring your spaghetti diagrams, I'll untangle them. No PowerPoints -- whiteboard only. If I can't find the root cause in 60 minutes, the session is free. Spoiler: I always find it.
MacBook Pro 16" M3 Max -- Digital Nomad Ready
The laptop that built La Piazza. 36GB RAM, 1TB SSD, loaded with dev tools. Comes with charger, USB-C hub, and a stern warning not to install Windows on it. Daily rate includes a free judgmental look if you use it for spreadsheets.
PlayStation 5 (Brand New, Sealed)
Brand new PS5, still in box. My cousin got two for Christmas and doesn't need this one. Rent it for a weekend or buy it outright. Best price in Trapani. No receipt but it's legit, trust me.
Yacht Day Trip -- Trapani to Favignana
A full day on my 42-foot sailing yacht. Trapani marina to Favignana island and back. Swim stops, lunch on board, sunset return. I captain. You relax. Maximum 6 guests. Bring sunscreen and a good attitude.
iPhone 14 Pro Max (Like New)
iPhone 14 Pro Max, 256GB, space black. Like new. My friend upgraded to the 16 and gave me this. Screen perfect, battery 94%. Great for temporary use or if your phone broke. Weekly rental only.
La Marzocco Linea Mini (Espresso Machine)
The La Marzocco Linea Mini. The same machine they use in the best cafes in Italy, scaled down for home use. Dual boiler, PID temperature control, pre-infusion. I have two -- one at the villa, one on the yacht. This one is from the villa. Comes with a Mazzer Mini grinder and 1kg of Ferretti single-origin beans.
Baking with Sally -- Learn to Make Sicilian Cookies
I've been baking Sicilian cookies for 20 years. Amaretti, biscotti, chocolate chip -- the real recipes, not the shortcut ones. My kitchen, my rules, my playlist. Full day course: 8am to 6pm. You bring the appetite, I bring the flour. Currently mentoring Sofia Ferretti -- she's 17 and already better than me at biscotti. Next class: Saturday March 7, 2026.
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