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Website Accessibility Audit (WCAG 2.1 Compliance)
I break websites for a living. Give me your URL, I'll give you a 40-page report on every accessibility violation, with screenshots, severity ratings, and fix suggestions. Screen reader tested, keyboard-only tested, color contrast tested. If your site passes on the first try, I'll refund you -- but nobody passes on the first try.
Fiat Ducato Camper Van (Sleeps 4, Kitchen, Solar)
2019 Ducato, professionally converted. Sleeps 4 (if two of you are short), full kitchen, 200W solar, outdoor shower. Unlimited km in Sicily. Comes with a Camper & Tour emergency number and my father Sebastino's blessing, which in Sicily is basically insurance.
User Testing Session -- Real Feedback, No Mercy
1-hour session where I use your app like a real human who hasn't read your documentation. Screen recorded, think-aloud protocol, timestamped notes. I'll find the UX pain points your team is too polite to mention. Includes a written report with 'Things That Made Me Want to Close the Tab' section. Constructive, but honest.
Whiskey & Code Night -- Pair Programming on the Rooftop
Friday nights at Baglio Xiare. Bring your laptop and a bug you can't fix. I bring the Lagavulin and 20 years of debugging wisdom. We solve your problem or we drink until it doesn't matter anymore. Either way, you leave with a story. Max 4 developers per session.
Camping Gear Bundle -- MAX Essentials Kit
Everything you need for off-grid Sicilian living: 2-burner stove, pots, sleeping bag (rated to 5C), headlamp, first aid kit, and a Swiss army knife that's seen more countries than most passports. The sleeping bag smells like freedom and slightly like diesel.
Aerial Photography & Video -- Weddings, Real Estate, Events
Licensed EU drone pilot with 500+ flight hours over Western Sicily. 4K cinematic footage, edited same-day for real estate, next-week for weddings (because weddings are complicated, like the families involved). Includes raw files, color-graded edit, and a highlight reel. Insurance covered -- learned that lesson the hard way.
Drone Repair & Tune-Up Service
Props chipped? Gimbal wobbling? Camera fogged? Bring it in. I fix DJI, Autel, and FPV builds. Diagnostics free, parts at cost, labor EUR 40/hour. If your drone hit a seagull, add EUR 20 for the therapy I'll need after seeing the footage.
SAP Migration Deep Dive -- 1-Hour Consultation
20 years of SAP PI/PO, CPI, and integration architecture in one hour. Bring your spaghetti diagrams, I'll untangle them. No PowerPoints -- whiteboard only. If I can't find the root cause in 60 minutes, the session is free. Spoiler: I always find it.
QA Test Plan Template Kit
My collection of test plan templates, checklists, and bug report forms. ISTQB-aligned. Used in 20+ projects. Digital download -- you get the full kit as a ZIP file.
Bug Hunting Workshop -- Find Bugs Like a Pro
I'll teach you how to find bugs in web apps. Manual testing, exploratory testing, writing test cases. 3-hour workshop. Bring your laptop and a sharp eye. We'll break things together.
Healthcare Leadership -- Fighting Bureaucracy
Small group (max 5). How to reform a system from within. Build alliances, collect irrefutable data, present visually, lobby relentlessly, and never take no from someone who lacks the authority to say yes.
Self-Education Mentoring -- The Bookbinder Path
One-on-one mentoring for anyone without a formal science education who wants to learn. I had no degree, no university, no connections. I had a library and a willingness to work harder than anyone in the room. I will help you build a self-study plan and find your Humphry Davy -- the person who opens the first door.
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