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Anti-Colonial Resistance Seminar -- 16 Years Against France
How I fought the French empire for sixteen years with local resources. Scorched earth, strategic retreat, rebuilding in new territory, diplomatic maneuvering with the British. When France took my western empire, I built a new one further east. Tip: If you cannot hold the ground, take the people and the knowledge. Territory can be reconquered. Dead men cannot.
Patent Writing Crash Course -- Protect Your Ideas
Small group (max 4). I'll teach you how to write a patent application: claims, specifications, drawings. The patent is the inventor's sword and shield. Without it, your idea belongs to whoever copies it first. I learned this the hard way with the movie camera.
Acoustics & Sound Science Workshop
Two-hour hands-on session. We'll build a simple acoustic device, learn about frequency, amplitude, resonance, and why your voice sounds different on a recording. Tip: Sound is just vibration. If you understand vibration, you understand everything from music to earthquakes to how dolphins navigate.
Model Aircraft Kit (Balsa Wood, Rubber Band Powered)
Complete balsa wood kit to build a flying model aircraft. Rubber band motor, tissue covering, adjustable tail surfaces. Takes about 4 hours to build, flies for 30-45 seconds. It's the same principle as the Flyer -- just smaller and less terrifying.
Pattern Recognition Seminar -- Finding Order in Chaos
Small group (max 4). Not just chemistry -- the skill of finding patterns in any dataset. I will give you messy data and teach you to sort, classify, and predict. The periodic table was a pattern recognition exercise. The same skill applies to business data, medical records, financial trends, or any complex system.
Appliance Repair Service -- Washers, Dryers, Dishwashers
I fix washing machines, dryers, dishwashers, and ovens. 15 years experience with all major brands (Bosch, Samsung, LG, Whirlpool, Indesit). Diagnostic visit EUR 40 -- fully refunded if you hire me for the repair. Most repairs same-day. I bring my tools, you just need to be home.
Gold Leaf Application Workshop -- Klimt Technique
Learn to apply real gold leaf to paintings, furniture, or frames. I'll teach you the sizing, the breathing technique (one sneeze and twenty euros of gold blows away), and how to mix gold with oil paint for the effect you see in The Kiss. Materials included.
Piano Lesson -- Beethoven Sonatas (All Levels)
Learn to play my sonatas. Moonlight, Pathetique, Appassionata, Waldstein, Hammerklavier. We start with the ones you can handle and work up to the ones that break you. The Hammerklavier has destroyed better pianists than you. That's what makes it worth trying.
Compass and Straightedge Set (Brass)
Professional brass compass and straightedge. The only two tools you need to construct any geometric figure. Euclid approved.
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