Browse Items
287 results for “bake”
Gallic Carnyx War Horn (Replica)
Bronze carnyx -- the tall war horn with the animal head that towered above our battle lines. The sound carried for miles and terrified Roman horses. A psychological weapon and a signal instrument. I will teach you to play it. Your neighbors will hate you.
Viking Navigation Workshop -- Stars, Sunstones & Currents
How the Norse navigated the open Atlantic without compass or sextant. Sunstones (calcite crystals) to find the sun on cloudy days, star patterns, wave reading, bird sighting. I sailed from Scandinavia to Paris to the Mediterranean. Tip: The sea has patterns. Learn them and the ocean is a road, not a barrier.
Viking Shield Wall Drill -- Group Combat
Group training (8-16). The Viking shield wall: overlapping shields, spears over the top, axes hooking from the sides. When the wall holds, nothing breaks through. When it breaks, everyone dies. Tip: The man who steps back first kills the man beside him. Hold the wall.
Tizona & Colada (Replica Swords of El Cid)
Replicas of my two legendary swords. Tizona -- the firebrand, taken from King Bucar of Morocco. Colada -- won in single combat. Both are straight double-edged blades, 36 inches, designed for mounted and foot combat. A knight carries two swords because battles are long and edges dull.
Yumi Longbow (Japanese, Asymmetric, 7-foot)
Traditional Japanese yumi, 7 feet tall, bamboo and wood laminate. The asymmetric grip (held at the lower third) allows shooting from horseback. My mounted archery was accurate at 100 yards at full gallop. The yumi requires years to master -- start with standing shots.
Arabian Cavalry Tactics -- Speed & Initiative
Light cavalry on Arabian horses -- the fastest, most enduring mounts in the world. Flanking attacks, pursuit, feigned retreat, desert crossing at forced march. At Yarmouk, my cavalry reserves struck the Byzantine flank at the decisive moment. Tip: Reserves are not idle men. They are the hammer you hold behind your back.
Lezione di giardinaggio con Maria
Ti insegno a coltivare pomodori, basilico, e limoni nel tuo giardino. 50 anni di esperienza. Portiamo anche il pranzo -- cucino io!
Mobile Broadcasting Kit (Laptop + Mic + Camera)
Everything you need to broadcast from anywhere on Earth. Laptop, USB condenser mic, webcam with decent low-light, portable ring light, and a VPN because you'll need one. I've broadcast from jungles, hotel rooms, and the back of vans. The truth doesn't need a studio.
Rat (Signed Print -- Or Is It?)
A print of one of my rats. Signed. Or is it? That's the question with everything I make. Authentication in the art world is a racket. This print is real if you believe it's real. Isn't that how all art works? Comes with a certificate of ambiguity.
Professional Stencil Kit (Multi-Layer)
Mylar sheets, precision craft knife, self-healing cutting mat, spray paint adaptor for even coverage. Everything you need to make multi-layer stencils that look like they were screenprinted. Also includes a hoodie. You'll need the hoodie.
Afrobeat Rhythm Workshop -- 45 Minutes of Groove
Afrobeat songs last forty-five minutes because that's how long it takes to reach transcendence. I'll teach you the interlocking rhythms -- drums, percussion, bass, guitar, horns -- that create the groove. Everyone plays a pattern. Nobody plays the whole thing. Together, you are unstoppable.
Short Fiction Workshop -- Labyrinths of the Mind
We write stories that are puzzles. Stories where the form IS the content. A detective story that is also a metaphysical treatise. A book review of a book that doesn't exist. I'll teach you to write fiction that makes the reader think they are dreaming while fully awake.
205-216 of 287 items (page 18 of 24)
