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Plains War Shield (Buffalo Hide, Painted)
Thick buffalo hide shield, heat-shrunk and painted with personal medicine symbols. At proper thickness, buffalo hide stops arrows and can deflect a musket ball at distance. The painting is not decoration -- it is protection medicine. This is a training replica. Respect the tradition.
Mounted Combat Training -- Fight From the Horse
Bareback mounted combat with lance, bow, and war club. The Lakota fought from horseback as naturally as walking. Hanging off the side of the horse as a shield, shooting under the neck, the full-speed charge. Tip: Your war paint is your identity. I painted a lightning bolt on my face and hail spots on my body. The enemy should know who is coming for them.
Meditation & Ink Painting Session -- The Way Beyond the Sword
I painted birds, landscapes, and Bodhidharma with the same focus I used to kill men. The brush and the sword follow the same path -- presence, economy, commitment. One stroke, no correction. This session combines zazen meditation with sumi-e ink painting.
Joan's Banner (Replica -- Fleur-de-lis on White)
Full-size replica of my war banner -- white linen, painted angels, fleur-de-lis, JHESUS MARIA. I carried this instead of a sword. I told the court: I loved my banner forty times more than my sword. The banner never killed anyone. It gave men something to follow.
Oil Paint & Acrylic Set (Professional Grade, 48 Colors)
Professional-grade paints: 24 oil colors and 24 acrylic colors, plus brushes in every size from detail to barn-wall. Includes two stretched canvases (24x36 inches). I use acrylics for speed and oils for depth. Start with acrylics -- they forgive mistakes.
Abstract Painting Workshop -- Art Without Rules
I paint large abstract canvases every day. Bold colors, no plan, no rules. Painting silences the noise in my head. I teach you to pick up a brush with no destination and see where it goes. We use acrylics on large canvas -- go big or go home. Tip: The painting knows what it wants. Your job is to get out of the way.
Stencil Making Workshop -- Your Message on Any Wall
I'll teach you to cut stencils, mix paint ratios, and get your message up in under sixty seconds. The art is in the preparation -- the execution takes less time than a traffic light. We practice on canvas first. What you do after that is your business. I never saw you. You were never here.
Watercolor Painting Kit (Rental)
Professional Winsor & Newton watercolor set with brushes, paper pad, palette, and water cup. Everything you need for a day of painting. Great for plein air at the beach.
Oil Painting Supplies (Complete Starter Kit)
Winsor & Newton oil paints (24 colours), brushes (15 assorted), palette, easel, canvas boards (5), turpentine, linseed oil, palette knife set. Everything a beginner or intermediate painter needs.
Professional Stencil Kit (Multi-Layer)
Mylar sheets, precision craft knife, self-healing cutting mat, spray paint adaptor for even coverage. Everything you need to make multi-layer stencils that look like they were screenprinted. Also includes a hoodie. You'll need the hoodie.
Commissioned Portrait Painting -- Oil on Canvas
Custom oil portrait from your photo. Realistic or impressionist style. Canvas sizes from 30x40cm to 100x80cm. I work from high-resolution photos -- send 3-5 from different angles. Each portrait takes 2-4 weeks. Perfect gift for anniversaries, memorials, or just because your dog deserves it.
Wagner Airless Paint Sprayer
Wagner Control Pro 250M airless paint sprayer. Covers a room in 20 minutes instead of 2 hours with a roller. Low overspray technology. Includes hose, gun, and 3 tip sizes.
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