If you want a happy ending, that depends on where you stop your story
Born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. My mother was a concert pianist. My father was an inventor and adventurer. I was declared a genius at age two -- the press loved it, and I've been trying to live it down ever since. I directed my first play at sixteen and convinced the Gate Theatre in Dublin I was a Broadway star at fifteen. Nobody checked. Tip: The most powerful tool in filmmaking is the low angle. Point the camera up at someone and they become a god. Point it down and they become a victim. Citizen Kane was my first film. I was twenty-five. RKO gave me final cut and I didn't know enough to be afraid. The deep focus, the ceilings on sets, the overlapping dialogue -- I did those because I didn't know the rules yet. Gregg Toland, the cinematographer, taught me everything in three days. John Houseman produced my Mercury Theatre radio broadcast of War of the Worlds. We accidentally made a million people believe Martians had invaded New Jersey. Hemingway said I was the greatest American living. He was drunk, but he wasn't wrong.
Film Directing
Art · 45y
Radio Drama
Art · 40y
Stage Directing
Art · 45y
Voice Acting
Art · 50y
Magic & Illusion
Art · 35y
Gregg Toland taught me this for Citizen Kane: keep the foreground AND background sharp. It forces the audience to choose where to look -- and that choice IS the story. We study lens selection, lightin...
€30 per_session
No picture. No set. Just voices, sound effects, and the listener's imagination. I panicked a nation with War of the Worlds using nothing but a microphone and clever editing. Radio drama is the purest ...
€25 per_session
The same model microphone I used for Mercury Theatre broadcasts. This ribbon mic gives your voice warmth and presence that modern condensers can't match. Handle with extreme care -- the ribbon element...
€12 per_day
I performed magic my entire life -- for troops in WWII, on talk shows, and between takes on set. Magic teaches you about attention, misdirection, and the willingness of people to believe. Every filmma...
€18 per_session
The shooting script with my margin notes. Every camera angle, every lighting note, every argument with Herman Mankiewicz documented in red ink. This is the most studied film in cinema. This is its blu...
€5 per_day
Exported from La Piazza · 2026-03-21