Esplora Oggetti

Local Delivery Service -- Trapani Centro

I deliver anything that fits in my bike panniers (when the bike works) or I carry it on foot. Groceries, packages, bakery orders, documents. I know every street in Trapani centro -- every shortcut, every one-way street, every doorbell code that doesn't work. Same-day delivery within the old town. For bigger loads or when the bike is broken (often), I walk. Still faster than the post office.

SAP Migration Deep Dive -- 1-Hour Consultation

20 years of SAP PI/PO, CPI, and integration architecture in one hour. Bring your spaghetti diagrams, I'll untangle them. No PowerPoints -- whiteboard only. If I can't find the root cause in 60 minutes, the session is free. Spoiler: I always find it.

Whiskey & Code Night -- Pair Programming on the Rooftop

Friday nights at Baglio Xiare. Bring your laptop and a bug you can't fix. I bring the Lagavulin and 20 years of debugging wisdom. We solve your problem or we drink until it doesn't matter anymore. Either way, you leave with a story. Max 4 developers per session.

Aerial Photography & Video -- Weddings, Real Estate, Events

Licensed EU drone pilot with 500+ flight hours over Western Sicily. 4K cinematic footage, edited same-day for real estate, next-week for weddings (because weddings are complicated, like the families involved). Includes raw files, color-graded edit, and a highlight reel. Insurance covered -- learned that lesson the hard way.

Camping Trip Planning -- Hidden Gems of Western Sicily

I grew up in these roads. Tell me how many days and what you like -- beaches, ruins, wine, or all three -- and I'll plan your route with campsites, wild spots (shh), best restaurants, and fuel stops. Includes offline maps and my personal phone number for when you inevitably get lost in Segesta at sunset.

Nonna Rosa's Babysitting -- Ages 2-10, Snacks Included

I raised 6 children and 14 grandchildren. None of them went to prison. That's my resume. Your kids will eat homemade biscotti, learn three Sicilian words (one of them rude), and come home tired enough to sleep through the night. No tablets, no TV -- just stories, games, and a garden full of lizards to chase.

Website Accessibility Audit (WCAG 2.1 Compliance)

I break websites for a living. Give me your URL, I'll give you a 40-page report on every accessibility violation, with screenshots, severity ratings, and fix suggestions. Screen reader tested, keyboard-only tested, color contrast tested. If your site passes on the first try, I'll refund you -- but nobody passes on the first try.

User Testing Session -- Real Feedback, No Mercy

1-hour session where I use your app like a real human who hasn't read your documentation. Screen recorded, think-aloud protocol, timestamped notes. I'll find the UX pain points your team is too polite to mention. Includes a written report with 'Things That Made Me Want to Close the Tab' section. Constructive, but honest.

Drone Repair & Tune-Up Service

Props chipped? Gimbal wobbling? Camera fogged? Bring it in. I fix DJI, Autel, and FPV builds. Diagnostics free, parts at cost, labor EUR 40/hour. If your drone hit a seagull, add EUR 20 for the therapy I'll need after seeing the footage.